Among those things which should not be your focus during a football game
1. the yellow paint on goalposts
2. the choreography of the coin toss
3. the quality of the end-zone paint
4. that tool with the John 3:16 sign
5. the referees' uniforms
In the past weeks, I have heard countless commentators expressing their displeasure with the new uniforms for NFL referees. I'd list the complaints, but it's difficult to encapsulate them; they seem geared more toward filling time than making any real point. (Much like the endless coverage of TO's leg.)
To all of this I say: shut up. Do not speak about the new uniforms. Do not speak about what anyone is wearing, unless it is a fan wearing a G-string to a December game in Green Bay, or unless it is a particularly wicked-cool throwback uni. Everyone is hereby banned from speaking about the ref's outfits, on penalty of suffocation beneath Tony Siragusa's belly.
2. the choreography of the coin toss
3. the quality of the end-zone paint
4. that tool with the John 3:16 sign
5. the referees' uniforms
In the past weeks, I have heard countless commentators expressing their displeasure with the new uniforms for NFL referees. I'd list the complaints, but it's difficult to encapsulate them; they seem geared more toward filling time than making any real point. (Much like the endless coverage of TO's leg.)
To all of this I say: shut up. Do not speak about the new uniforms. Do not speak about what anyone is wearing, unless it is a fan wearing a G-string to a December game in Green Bay, or unless it is a particularly wicked-cool throwback uni. Everyone is hereby banned from speaking about the ref's outfits, on penalty of suffocation beneath Tony Siragusa's belly.
posted by Shane at 10:46 AM
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